Walk into the interview and be able to say your name and you're hired
They hire anybody
Produce all your armoury and marchellarms equipment
Try and look half intelligent and sober.
Be your self even if you are repugnant and obnoxious
Dance steps first of all then its the old snakes and ladders game
You score extra points if you carry a big bag of Lego
Have a coffee but under no circumstances eat any of the biscuits
Lie about being on parole for armed robbery.
When they walk through the door and sit down.